Atheists, a question about the God of the Bible and your beloved Flying Spaghetti Monster?

I see so often you cretans comparing Christianity to the FSM(seriously, that was the best you could do?). I have some question about His Noodly Appendage. Is there anything written of him in any time tested source of scripture? Have millions of peoples lives been changed by believing him? Is there any historical data outside of the scriptures proving beyond almost all doubt that he really did walk the earth at one time? Have schools, hospitals, missions, charities and relief to the poor and sick been provided under his name for 2000 years? Is he the most studied historical figure in the history of humankind? Have millions of men and women devoted their lives to him throughout history? Any eyewitness accounts?(careful on this one, you might look stupid if you answer impulsively, god that was nice of me!). I could go on, but my point is made. Oh and guess what, i am an agnostic. Let me tell you a secret. Anybody who takes either one of the extreme positions on this great question of whether a god exists is wrong. We don't know. We can't know. But...if i HAD to choose the Christian God or your FSM, it would be a no brainer for the reasons i outlined above. Now...go ahead and tell me how mistaken i am. Tell me i am a straw man or using a fallacy, you know, something that impresses your peers, and makes you feel good about being unemployed or working minimum wage jobs(out of fairness, with great exceptions). Don't you wish i was a back woods hick fundie? It is a lot easier to look smart when crushing them, isn't it???